his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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