Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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