Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
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