dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
Randomize
