In the future we'll all be gay
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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