nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
we're making bets on your personal life
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
Randomize
