The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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