So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
we have pet lesbian snakes
I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
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