At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
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