Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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