a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
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