like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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