My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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