Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
You need a sexual gate keeper
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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