i would punch a child for taco bell
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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