it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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