You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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