bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
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