i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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