I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
Randomize
