I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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