we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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