a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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