so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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