Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
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