This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
Randomize
