it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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