Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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