is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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