His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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