it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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