what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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