Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
A+ Viking dick
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
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