I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
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