How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
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