your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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