It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Do you have any cake mix? I kind of need to make a "im sorry i drank all your parents tequila, threw up all over your floor and slept with you boyfriend" cake.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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