Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
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