I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
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