have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I murdered the dance floor call the cops
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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