Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
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