turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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