So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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