he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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