We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
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