you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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