she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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