quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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