im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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