I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
either way he was missing a nipple.
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
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