Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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