pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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