We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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