The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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