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(586): View more from Michigan

Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it

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(503): View more from Oregon

How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.

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(614): View more from Ohio

i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.

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(641): View more from Iowa

My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.

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(416): View more from Toronto

Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.

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(865): View more from Tennessee

I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.

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