His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
it's like that moment that you're driving and realize you're lost except instead of driving i'm just sitting here in my living room drunk, eating a plate of sausages, drinking red wine and just thinking "i'm going to be 28 this year. i know people who are married, with beautiful and well behaved children. where was the wrong turn?"
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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