I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
She said her name was "party"
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
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