i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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